Plugin managers and the companies behind them can cereal eat out of my ass
I've recently strated my music production hobby and I am still in the stage where I'm checking out different plugins youtubers and tutorials recommend, accumulating all possible effects and synths and seeing what I end up using. Now, I've never been in support of piracy. If I see a tool I like I will pay for it. And might even send you an email on how I think you can improve it. But these god damn "This is the only app you'll ever need" motherfuckers just want me to steal their shit. I mean, pirating a copy of a new an equalizer off of a dodgy ad and malware infested cesspool torrent site was a more pleasant experience than going to their laggy shitty useless animation filled website, registering there, receiving a fucking email to activate my account, because obviously shitstains like you are worried about bots, logging in, going onto their plugins page, CREATING A NEW MOTHERFUCKING ACCOUNT, because _OH LOOK AT US WE ARE SO HIP WE CREATED A NEW PLUGIN MANAGER WITH ANIMATIONS OUR BOSS MASTURBATES TO_. Ples creatos des new akountes, ja? Спасибо. Соси хуй. Repeat the process. JOIN ACCOUNTS. Contemplate suicide twice.
YOu think I'm done?? ooooooh no no no! That would be too simple! Now that you have licked our anuses, enjoy our ballsacks in the shape of a _totally_not_garbage_plugin_manager.exe_ that is over 600 MEGABYTES!!!!!! in size. Best part? Its not mentioned anywhere on our website!!! you have to google through to our years ago abondoned forums to find one post mentioning you need to use our shitstain of an app!
Download that. Take a pis. Take a shower. Make some coffee. Have the coffee. Regret the life decisions that brought me here.
Return to my computer. Install the obese motherfucker. PLEASE LOGIN TO YOUR _we_fuck_your_opinion_ ACCOUNT.
Done that. Cool. Theres my plugin. Can I please install it? Yes. Cool. -Would you like to try this shit plugin from 2002 by an unknown indie creator probably dead by now? -Would you like to install Opera? -Would you like a complimentary rimjob using our brand new GI Joe action figure?
*One last casual reminder that this is a 7 day trial* Please like us on these platforms.
AFTER 2 HOURS DEALING WITH THESE PIECES OF BABOON EXCREMENT I HAVE THE PLUGIN AND I CAN USE IT!! Too bad I'm not going to because it turned out to be absolutely useless garbage and there are better stupidly cheap/free alternatives there.
Oh forgot to mention that YOUR APP IS SHIT!
I mean I get it, you want to push your useless shit products to consumers, to create an ecosystem, yada yada yada. Fuck all of you wholeheartedly nonetheless for the softpedia-like practices and wasting my entire afternoon on what should not even be a problem in 2020.
Just for giggles I got the same plugin working, without any apps or accounts, just with a slightly older version ( 4 months older )from piratebay in under 2 minutes.
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